AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
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The Portal Two (Portal 2 cocktails)
Directions: “This drink is, of course, designed to resemble the two coloured portals from the excellent sci-fi puzzle game. For the blue version, get a small tumbler and pour in 10ml of Blue Curacao, 10ml of vodka and top up with lemonade. For orange you’ll need another tumbler, this time filled with 10ml of Cointreau, 10ml of rum and Orangina. If you fancy, you can jazz the glasses up with coloured sugar rims. Simply pour some sugar into a sandwich bag with the relevant food colouring, shake them up, pour the resulting mix into a dish and dip your tumbler in. “You can mix the portals together if you like,” says James. “It’s a very orangey flavour, which we thought tied in with The Orange Box, the compilation in which the original Portal appeared.”
The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S A GIVEAWAY
Cosplay season isn’t that far away and if you’re like me, you enjoy getting your cosplay’s finished a butt fuck ahead of time. Here’s your chance to win…..
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-$50 to spend on What-Pumpkin!
-A $50 Amazon giftcard
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-The giveaway will end on APRIL 20TH.
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GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 4:20 CST TODAY!!!
Hope the Easter blunty left plenty of nuggets for you all