fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

dogtit:

LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

You topped the charts katie
Congrat

You topped the charts katie

Congrat

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Portal Two (Portal 2 cocktails)
Ingredients:Blue CuracaoVodkaLemonade CointreauRum Orangina Small tumblers
Directions: “This drink is, of course, designed to resemble the two coloured portals from the excellent sci-fi puzzle game. For the blue version, get a small tumbler and pour in 10ml of Blue Curacao, 10ml of vodka and top up with lemonade. For orange you’ll need another tumbler, this time filled with 10ml of Cointreau, 10ml of rum and Orangina. If you fancy, you can jazz the glasses up with coloured sugar rims. Simply pour some sugar into a sandwich bag with the relevant food colouring, shake them up, pour the resulting mix into a dish and dip your tumbler in. “You can mix the portals together if you like,” says James. “It’s a very orangey flavour, which we thought tied in with The Orange Box, the compilation in which the original Portal appeared.”
The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.
Drink created by James Dance of Loading for an article in The Guardian. Check out the article for the rest of the drinks and check out Loading for a great gaming bar and cafe.

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Portal Two (Portal 2 cocktails)

Ingredients:
Blue Curacao
Vodka
Lemonade 
Cointreau
Rum 
Orangina 
Small tumblers

Directions: “This drink is, of course, designed to resemble the two coloured portals from the excellent sci-fi puzzle game. For the blue version, get a small tumbler and pour in 10ml of Blue Curacao, 10ml of vodka and top up with lemonade. For orange you’ll need another tumbler, this time filled with 10ml of Cointreau, 10ml of rum and Orangina. If you fancy, you can jazz the glasses up with coloured sugar rims. Simply pour some sugar into a sandwich bag with the relevant food colouring, shake them up, pour the resulting mix into a dish and dip your tumbler in. “You can mix the portals together if you like,” says James. “It’s a very orangey flavour, which we thought tied in with The Orange Box, the compilation in which the original Portal appeared.”

The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.

Drink created by James Dance of Loading for an article in The Guardian. Check out the article for the rest of the drinks and check out Loading for a great gaming bar and cafe.

rabbit-runner:

rabbit-runner:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S A GIVEAWAY 

Cosplay season isn’t that far away and if you’re like me, you enjoy getting your cosplay’s finished a butt fuck ahead of time. Here’s your chance to win…..

-Two wigs of your choice from any wig site! 

-$50 to spend on What-Pumpkin! 

-A $50 Amazon giftcard 

-My blaze it shirt! 

-My undying love 

Well aint that a rooty tooty dang diddily great deal. Buuuut, there’s some rules 

-Must be following me! You can unfollow when the giveaway is over but that’s a dick move 

-I will ship internationally! 

-You may trade the gift card for a Visa giftcard if you wish 

-Reblog as many times as you want, but likes do not count. Don’t spam your followers either

-The giveaway will end on APRIL 20TH. 

Go crazy and reblog! 

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 4:20 CST TODAY!!!

Hope the Easter blunty left plenty of nuggets for you all

Hope the Easter blunty left plenty of nuggets for you all